- average teen: what if my mom finds out i've been drinking
- me: what if my mom finds out my tumblr url
- 11 year olds today: omg i luhv smokin pot omfg i get drunk off lyke my moms wine coolers lol sometimes i take an extra vitamin in the morning so i can get that high lol! on tumblr i reblog sex because unfff me and my boyfriend fuck almost twice a day. im a bad bitch lol one time my mom yelled at me because she said i cant be bringin boys up to my room so i said FUCK YOU lol i do what i want yolo!!
- me when I was 11: omg did I forget to feed my neopet this morning
- normal people: so what we get drunk, so what we smoke weed, we're just having fun we don't care who sees
- me: so what we reblog, so what we don't sleep, we're running a blog we don't care who sees... unless you're from school gtfo
oh my GOD
reminds me of “Honey I Blew Up The Kid”
- Friend: What are you listening to? Taylor Swift?
- Me: That's not the only thing I listen to!
- Friends: What are you listening to then?
- Me:
- Friend:
- Me:
- Friend:
- Me: ...Taylor Swift.
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- me: meet my boyfriend
- parents: why are you showing me your computer
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