Interviewer: Do you think there’s some part of your parents that’s still hoping against hope you’ll get married some day?

Michele: Listen, my father has offered Jonathan millions to marry me. Millions. Right, Jonathan, what did he say to you?
Groff: [in a Jewish father voice] “I’ll buy you a house.”
Michele: He has some condition or something like that, that won’t allow him to marry me.
Groff: Oh God.

‘Do you know who you’re kissing at midnight?’
‘My best friend! For sure! He’s somewhere, he’s right there. Wave! Yeah, that’s my best friend, he’s going to be my kiss.’

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