beyoncebeytwice:

who wants to be my boyfriend going once going twice sold to my laptop

heathermorris:

monicagellers:

IM SERIOUS I GET SO FUCKING MAD WHEN I THINK ABOUT THE FACT THAT RACHEL NEVER SUNG YOU BELONG WITH ME TO FINN WHEN HE WAS DATING QUINN THAT IS UTTER BULLSHIT OKAY THEY DID FUKCING 2000 IRRELEVANT JUSTIN BIEBER SONGS THEY HAVE SUNG TWO SONGS ABOUT CUPS I…

• Friend: Why don't you have a boyfriend?
• Me: Because I'm a hot pot of rice who don't need no side dish.